Czech news first
First, from the land that brought you the triple decoction mash, we bring you another harrowing tale of bitter survival (Thanks, John!)
And in "oh like you wouldn't do that yourself if you lived in a country where pilsner tasted that good" category, we get this gem. (I think the best part of that one is the url - what a screen name!)
man_ locks_himself_in_pizzeria_for_beer: hi!
But, alas, we can only make so many jokes. After all, they rule.