CA agrees - alcopop nazzty, not beer

I'll have all sorts of wunderbar updates shortly, but wouldn't want anyone to miss the news that my beloved Schwarzen-state has joined the ranks of alcohol-regulation authorities who agree that beer needs to be taxed at a lower rate than those dizzgustingly syrupy sweet alcoholic "soft" drinks that are decidedly marketed towards underage and tastebud-impaired consumers. I'm sending Arnie a Salmanazer of St. Feuillien's.