Thursday, August 28, 2008


In honor of the potential for a wave of change in this country through an inevitably invigorating change in our political leadership, one that we and future generations will quite possibly trace back to tonight, I thought it only appropriate to share this, in respect to those of us for whom the safety, success, and serenity of our children is a consummate priority:
We the Brewers of Avery Brewing Company, in order to form a more perfect ale, require new leadership that can liberate us from our quagmires in foreign lands; embrace environmentally sound energy alternatives to imported oil; heal our ailing health care system; free us from tyrannical debt and resurrect the collapsing dollar. We hereby pledge to provide him with an ample amount of our new Presidential Pale Ale to support in the struggle for the aforementioned goals!
- Ale to the Chief! bottle label

[Sorry. Sometimes you just can't summon a decent post title, and then you get this second-hand reference stuck in your head, and it's not even really connected, but you could care less...]



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