Doomsday bock

Never fear: It looks like the cockroaches, CHUDs, and Thetans will be totally set for a raging kegger once the end of the world comes about, thanks in large part by the Royal Norwegian Ministry of Agriculture and Food. With the (frozen) ribbon cutting for the Global Seed Vault underway, you can rest assured that both hops and barley are well represented in the (frozen) depository, which is especially comforting when you consider the end of the world has already begun! See you there, kids.