Make mine a...

Choose wisely.

What kind of self-respecting beer blog wouldn't have at least a passing mention of St. Patrick's Day? Whether you're an unlucky Irish potato farmer (what, you didn't hear they've got a potato glut this year? Don't you read Potato Grower magazine? Let the snake jokes commence!) looking to raise a glass or simply a fratdood who wants to see if you can make your poop turn green, chances are you'll be tipping a pint of something foamy tomorrow. Take the opportunity to argue over its health benefits, the direction of its bubbles, its alcohol content, or whether you're allowed to enjoy anything else - wherever you are, and whatever you do, do make yours a Guinness.